And sorghum, and sex hookers out behind the sex farm outbuildings, trying to raise some hard love.

His sonic wand protects him from super-rabies, unless the super-rabies is wood-based.
(I love that show and I love the 11th Doctor, but Smith's gesticulating was out of control, by the end.)

And Dalmation-style furries for everyone!

"Why did we hire Gentle Ben? And why did we put the student seating in between him and the craft services table?"

Nine out of ten klaverns agree!

Marilyn Chambers may have originated the role, but Stanley Tucci will put his own stamp on it, I'm sure.

Yes, but only for even richer children. And John Wayne Gacy may be on the undercard. Which sort of implies that boxing is involved, among other things.

Those bed-based photo ops will get a lot less creepy. They'll still be quite creepy indeed, just less so than before.

Just keep them away from that racist little person, is alls I'm saying.

"All grown up, and you don't care anymore. And you hate all the people that you used to adore."
Not really apropos, I know, but still a fine song.

"'The chicks will cream when they see greased lightning.'" - (is sucked back into own dimension)

But, to be fair, they don't have that stuff on the Cocoon planet, so it's kind of a mixed bag.

Boyz II Yard

They'll just swap him out with Marjoe Gortner without missing a beat.

"Donnie, you belong to the Cartel now."

The result is, oddly enough, mostly raisins.

"These are not the MoistBoyz you're looking for."

They recruited him at a Virginia branch of Boots-A-Million.

Now I just really wanna see Danny Trejo join NKOTB.

"It's called 'foreshortening', Joel."