No, that's Peter Lorre. Or Michael J. Anderson in 1992's "Fool's Fire". Or Peter Dinklage in the upcoming remake.

"If this band gets any more soul, we're going to have to send out for a hateful bullshit artist with a sniper rifle!" - Pod People

On the injured reserve after doing Prince's Bat Dance.

It was The Real Thing, you might say.

And then they change their name to Old Skull. (Not to be confused with the Marvel Comics' War of the Worlds character Old Skull.)

Turns out she's been Inuit since Salmonberries. Who knew?

There's way more primping than you might think. Just finding your fingerless gloves can take days.
And these days, a Fred Garvin-esque elaborate network of trusses, as well.

But is he a "Happy Idiot"?

Here's hoping they can convince at least one of these modern day boy bands to work a vanity respirator into the act. Dudez A Plenty forever!

So, not the Bros from Dover, then?

So the Mark of the Beast is only visible with a blacklight?

Just like the old gypsy Yoda said!

Can 50 Cent play drums?

I thought it was confirmed that that sex tap was a fake?

"Leave Songs: Ohia alone!"

Flo from the Progressive ads?

It better not have Moss's face on the bottom, or it's stolen property!

There's a lot of hate fucking involved, but sometimes it also includes hatred of "the other", which horribly brings the couple closer.

Lilith?

Well, Travolta does need the work…