I seem to remember Isabel Sarli, no pirates and a different title. Or maybe that was just a different movie.

Can it also be a remake of Mr. Show's "Pallies"?

Will they be playing dirty cops again like in that one movie I never bothered to see?

The entirety of Redd Foxx's "Wash Your Ass" album will play over the credits, which will confuse people and screw up showtimes enormously.

I totally misread "Dan Mazer" as "Radley Metzger" and had way different expectations for this movie for a minute there.

He's a Broby Bro in a Broby World! It's fantastic!

Maybe Efron's brother could be played by Matt Bromer? And they could be Lannisters somehow?

Somewhere there is Tina Belcher fanfic of this.

Shouldn't someone ask Mac from It's Always Sunny for a ruling on this?

Oh god, what would bro Tommy Wiseau sound like?

Can they at least work a mention of Donald Rumsfeld owning the Mount Misery plantation where Frederick Douglass was sent to be tortured by that famous slave breaker into the script?

See: the Superman monologue from Kill Bill Part II.

AKA Manderlay.

I went to school with the Doctor in that episode!

It's secretly a remake of Suicide Club, so it is a comic book movie after all.

This movie is the weirdest damn adaptation of "Satan's Sodomy Baby".

Wow, just like George W. Bush did for Henry Lee Lucas!

Or for a pirate of the pancreas.

They spent a long Mexican Halloween together.

His tactic is really only effective with Charlie Kelly, though, so it's reprehensible, but not that big a deal in this case.