The first hundred unlucky viewers get a free DeLuise!

Can it really be network decay if it's more of a lateral move in terms of quality?

That's just "excited delirium".

Finding Taintfoot

Taint Punchers II: Taint Misbehavin'

Well, I've heard rumors…

The can the advent of the live boxing musical be far behind?

The Terry Crews full employment project continues apace.

It's no Hundred Dollar Baby, but at least there's a chair in there that deserves to be yelled at.

I hear the Palins were, but it fizzled out quickly when Kate wasn't willing to stand on a dog while she did it.

Bear 'batin? What is this, Elizabethan street entertainment?

And RonCo food dehydrators.

Yanked off the air, as it were.

Tell me more of this "Clown Baby"…

Oh sure, nobody wants jodhpurs anymore!

To be fair, if it's rape (in a comic), Mark Millar will probably be totally into it.

And he'll be performing with his band "Sexual Chocolate".

And at no point does Dr. Doom refer to anyone as "a fat piece of furniture", which is always a good thing.

The even less successful sequel to "Teaching Mrs. Tingle!"

It was the setting for a lengthy run of The Thing's solo comic immediately after Secret Wars ended. Those were fun issues, but I can't remember how he got back to Earth at the end of that arc.