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The 70s German sex comedy "She's 19 and Ready" lied to me! Again!
(The first time may or may not have been about societal acceptance of polyandry.)

It's full of printed out Goop postings… FROM THE FUTURE!

And have only grown worse with the casting of Zombie Steve Roman. "Hey yoo, yoo want'a cab?"

If it's set in the Valley all the zombies had better be wearing condoms during filming their scenes - it's the law. Or is it? (That's the twist - the major season ending cliffhanger revolves around passing legislation.)

And they're all struggling actors who can't seem to catch a break because all the human survivors want to watch are kitchen sink dramas and romantic comedies.

On a related note, Blackenstein is a horribly stupid film, so it'd probably be a good fit.

"You're the Wurst", the new zombie romantic comedy! Now the entire (human) cast has PTSD, not just that one guy!

Ron Eldard?

Does this mean zombie Charlie Sheen will be reprising his role as "Guy Who Calls the Cops About Fake Snuff Film"? Because that was some of his last watchable work.

What About Bob?
Baby steps, baby steps!

And potentially blurry, due to ocular decomposition.

I'm hoping they'll call them "stumblebums from bumblefuck", but am willing to settle for "fishers of men".

With special guest star Leo Karpatze?

I was going to suggest "Blue Murder" as a title but that appears to already be a show (that sounds a bit too much like Mysteries of Laura) with Maddy from Jonathan Creek.

I don't know how appropriate it would be to have Lena Dunham care for a young'un after the revelations of her recent book.

Maybe it becomes a sitcom, like that Camryn Manheim spinoff of The Practice that was going to be made, until it wasn't?

The 2-part "Edith's Dead" episode of Archie Bunker's Place just retroactively got a lot more sinister. We never really do see Meathead again, either, just hear about him ditching Gloria or whatever. And doesn't Martin Balsam's ABP character just kind of disappear offscreen? Hmmm…

He's appearing in Star Wars Episode VIII: The Killing of a Chinese Wookiee

Still Feel Gone Girl

Wasn't Judd Hirsch in the odd sequel Running On Empty?
"We don't steal cars anymore, River Phoenix, this isn't the 60s!"