He's the world's fastest man…she's always late! Wll their cycles ever synch up so they can make a little Lightning Lad or Lass?

"Gimme your brain, make it real, or else forget about it!"

Nanook Rubs It: A Tale of Terror. The yellow snow, much like The Stuff is alive (well, undead), and it's eating us! Is that annoying kid from Troll II next?

That's a viscous lie!

Isn't this zombie a little too old for that guy from Head of the Class? (Allegedly.)

Aren't most of those just re-branded shitty ideas that have been around for awhile now, though?

Other than "The Chalet Line" and "I Fought in a War" Belle and Sebastian has never really struck me as anything other than upbeat (or at least generally positive). "We Rule the School" has a hint of melancholy, I guess.

And yet there's still no razzleberry waterfall. :(

The show that started it all - CSI: Polynesian Town. Doctor John felled by tainted Molokai Sauce! Cheap funerals all around! (Oh okay, just for Vic Hedges.)

CSI: Danny the Street
CSI: Limbo Town
CSI: Mogo
CSI: Thanagar might actually have some potential, come to think of it.

To heck with Grodd, Monsieur Mallah and The Brain would make much better stars.

Well, Ratzinger does have a lot of free time, these days…

I have a sibling who does, and given that mentally ill people (especially schizophrenics) get killed by cops pretty frequently, it's a legitimate concern.

No, but hopefully you're not the Frugal Gourmet either.

I suddenly, horribly find her relatable for the first time ever.

Good to see that Mac and Charlie's stolen robot survives into the future after whatever horrible fate eventually claims The Gang.

I've been tempted to watch the episodes with Aya Cash from "You're The Worst" in them but can't bring myself to because the show just sounds like such a pile of shit.
Every year it gets harder to remember that Sorkin ever made anything worthwhile. He seems to have become more insufferable as his talent slipped away.

"One of the Survivors" from Preservation Act I seems a bit tasteless as a choice of theme song, though. It's not even that good of a song, certainly no "Sweet Lady Genevieve".

Can it really be Celebrity Necrophilia without Dr. Drew Pinsky involved? There oughtta be a law…

Who'll play Nancy Grace and how much of the film will be devoted to her search for Whitney's killers?