Every hundredth visitor gets a free dead horse, shipped fresh from the Hobbit sets. While supplies last, of course. :(

His love interest on the show has to look disturbingly like Brooke Hogan. It's in his contract.

Better that than Chris Lemmon.

"Phoneme Larp? That can't be right."

Call of Pooty: Modern Whiffer 2

He's always telling the earth people that he is from Jupiter, but I'm starting to think he might not be.

Tag Team and 95 South present "Poot! (There It Is)"

She Poots to Conquer

Greed is G(o)od?

The really confusing ones are the "Jesus Loves You But He's Not In Love With You Anymore. He Wants You To Be Happy But Is Secretly Looking Forward To Seeing Some Other Denominations" billboards.

Lil' Fuck Yo Mama? Ouch. There ain't no such thing as "fun size" when it comes to fucking. Or so I'm told.

This is what happens when a Ferengi tooth-sharpener falls into the wrong hands.

So HE's the Jehovah's Witness who's into pegging. Good to know.

Bubba Blow-Tep?

And rides home after any night with an open bar.

MC Hammer lets his talking cartoon shoes hurt people - that way he doesn't have to get his hands dirty.

Unto every generation a Shannon Doherty will be born…

Will the marriage to the 11th Doctor be a deleted scene/dvd extra?

And result in a weird fringe movement to send all the awards ceremonies back to the individual states, the way things used to be before all these Wars of Northern Aggression and whatnot.

Well, I'm glad they'll be using a different cast, because Woody says that Mariel Hemingway is waaay too old for the love interest role these days.