This is a super shitty take.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE.

HULK ONCE HAD A GROSS CYST ON HULK'S NECK. HULK'S SKIN IS TOO TOUGH TO BREAK SO IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAIN IT. IT GREW HUGE LIKE A TAUGHT, VEINY BEACH BALL. HULK WAS FIGHTING WITH ABOMINATION WHEN STARK ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CYST AND IT EXPLODED PUS ALL OVER THE PLACE. SOME OF IT GOT IN NATASHA'S JUMP SUIT AND SOME…