on the contrary, let us never cease to refer to this franchise as the ‘tics.

It’s what plants crave!

electrolytes are important

I think it’s Harden.

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This is a good idea. I agree that two times per year the lottery ball that comes out should be blank and that means that the player drafted at that spot should be fired into outer space. It’s tough but fair and as a law and order candidate, I support this.

Shot:

This Adam Smith guy needs to read his own books! After all, he’s the one who said, “consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production.”

Icelandic handball truthers are the worst kind of truthers.

uh, a blocked shot in the NBA absolutely counts as a FGA. Specifically:

Jamming a receiver is actually pretty hard, and it makes you vulnerable if you miss.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

He’s black.

LaVar: “I want my kids to play pro ball.”

That block was unreal. a lot of really gifted players “turn on the jets” to speed up, whereas Giannis seems to have the ability to simply add 6" to all of his limbs whenever he wants.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Now Children, Don’t make me go get Father Mulcahy...

Let’s be real, Rich Hill would probably crank bombs off of you if you pitched to him today.

More like Jahlil Okafor-on-five when the other team had the ball.

That’s a pretty silly position you’ve got, there.