TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

If you hire him to build a deck on different peoples’ houses every day of the year, he’s your employee.

Impossible, the squirrel lost a finger when a member of the crowd tried to assassinate him the first night. The second night? Same lost finger.

Counterpoint: don’t steal poor people’s shit.

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

10,000 people? I bet they have a 25,000 seat stadium

Mediocre Western Conference teams get pantsed most nights, lose 50 games and earn tons of lottery balls. Mediocre Eastern Conference teams are in the mix for the eight seed.

It is literally his job

These kids had every advantage, except parents with integrity, and still managed to be so stupid as to not even know how one gets into college? If you don’t even know that your grades & scores don’t qualify for Stanford, and you still get in, you are complicit in your own stupidity. If you couldn’t even fill out your…

I think he’s saying that the writing of the show completely undermined the established stakes.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

Having visited Portland many times, the city absolutely doesn’t deserve a team this cool.

I absolutely do not have to admire that.

I was mostly just trying to head off “I don’t know that he’d learn much from spending the offseason with George Mikan”-style jokes.

A friend with pain in deez is a friend indeed

The game is played and experienced in real time, and in real time, this call is off the defender 100% of the time. It’s not like the ball bounced off the offensive player’s calf on its way out or he reached out in a desperate attempt to save it and smacked it. It was a bang-bang play where the defender poked it out of…

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