Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

I think you have to look at it in context and juxtapose the usage. Would Phil say that Mike Pence is in Donald Trump’s posse? I would say no, and therefore in the context, it’s mildly/moderately race related.

It’s like the hustle/gritty/whatever scouting reports. The words are not inherently race related, but those…

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

You’re a cunt.

Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

God save us from President Pence.

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

does this mean greg’s coming back

I am also enjoying the internet dunking on your idiot male coworkers.

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

The spread was -96.5. He had money on the game.

“Benefits and stuff”!? For lil ol ME!?

Kaplan has a dagger of a line in that piece about how Keenum might be the most successful NFL QB to come from an Air Raid-influenced offense.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.