Well in my house, we use the word mutualism, but that’s besides the point, because clearly Venom is a parasitism.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

I’m the first person to tell you that I do believe there’s a bias with critics when it comes to all things Disney, but I have a feeling these analysts probably just took a look at pre-sales, which are currently projecting that everyone in America is seeing this movie, and probably bringing their pets, too.

Cool. You sound like someone who is super fun to get high with.

I expect the first sixty minutes of the movie to be all the principal cast unable to progress, because somebody is standing in a doorway.

He does have a certain Fran Drescher je ne sais quoi

Would you really want him around kids?

I cannot imagine that any project that hired Gary Busey would be insurable

A little Busey goes a long way.

A couple Sheetzes near me have drive-thrus. Drive-thrus, with 24-hour service I might add. I may be simple, to be as charitable as possible, but I can’t help but be delighted that there is a magical oasis that can serve me anything from popcorn chicken to Skoal any time of the day or night, and I don’t even need to…

Opioids?

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

She was on an episode of “The Cosby Show” called “Eat, Drink and Be Wary.”

“Is there anything you can do, Doctor?”

You are correct, The Pod. I would usually let the joke run its course, but I can’t live in a world where people think I like Paul Schneider. 

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Those details would likely be left to the family to share or not share as that want. I think we should all take our cues from them. If they’re satisfied, I’m satisfied.

What else was going on that gives an indication that he would have hurt himself?

How dense do you have to be to not be able to realize that its still just a word. And punching in the face over a word is a major no-no. You learn this in like kindergarten.