You use really different workout clothes than I do.

Wait...what?

Springtime...for Scarlett...in Jersey...

What a jokester! Classic Morn!

A year-and-a-half is indeed a long time. And yet it’s only half as long as 36 months. That’s gotta be a typo, right?

Nope, that was Armie’s exact order.

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

His older brother was adopted first and when his adoptive parents found their addict mother had delivered another child, they took him in too. So they’re half-brothers who got adopted by the same couple.

The only problem is you’d catch hell trying to draw it without sweeping everyone in the car. Bang on idea, but the compartment isn’t deep enough in my opinion to be an effective CC lock box.

It looks like it would fit a .380

The only thing I can think of is someone who drives their Bentayga to go swimming in a lake or the ocean. Which is no one. Nobody does that. It’s definitely for drugs.

It’s not yet clear exactly what caused the two ships to collide

How could you possibly know what website she’s looking at right now?

People keep using the word fascist and they seem to no longer understand the meaning.

It’s really easy. Don’t be a loud obnoxious douche and you’ll do just fine in Japan.

Guys, you know thats not william shatner right?

This should help! (not being sarcastic... hopefully this explains it)

This should help! (not being sarcastic... hopefully this explains it)

NEEEEEEERRRRRRDS