Right there with you.

Really wish there were more details about this.

That’s not the point I’m making. I’m saying you should always stay in the vehicle when pulled over, unless instructed otherwise. Have you ever been pulled over? Did you hop out of the car and walk up to the officers window?

Here’s at least 7 different sources that say otherwise, including the ACLU and Time. NOLO, AOM, Wikihow, Riskology (actuarial science site), TIME, Driving.org, LMGTFY. Stopping and immediately getting out is seen as a lot of things, including but not limited to, trying to run or an act of aggression. I’m not saying…

Right? Stay in the car, wait for them to come to you. Always.

Artemis and Frank’s stories are great too.

I’ve rewatched that episode so many times just for that scene. The first time I saw it I was crying with laughter.

Just a heads up to anyone looking at that CAP standards bench: It’s a solid starter bench, but does have some drawbacks. Since it’s not adjustable it will feel very short if you’re 6', and is unsafe to be used by anyone over that height. Also, the bench has a 300 lb max weight limit, including the person benching, so…

Just a heads up to anyone looking at that CAP standards bench: It’s a solid starter bench, but does have some…

If you forgot to get your cat a holiday gift (how embarrassing!), she might forgive you if you get her this infinity lounger scratching post, complete with a bonus bag of catnip.

If you forgot to get your cat a holiday gift (how embarrassing!), she might forgive you if you get her this…

Indeed. However, it dissipates quick enough to make it a viable device. It’s my go to temp movie storage device.

Indeed. However, it dissipates quick enough to make it a viable device. It’s my go to temp movie storage device.

I always thought you put your wager in before seeing the answer and submitting your question. At least she went for the “What are those?” meme in the end.

We have an employee in the office who has a habit of snagging any USB’s he happens to see laying around. Claim’s he hasn’t seen them, then they pop up on or around his desk a few days later and he says things like “Ohh, I picked this up on the same Amazon sale you did.” I’m tempted to leave this one out as bait.

Gary must feel like a dick right about now.

And a great username to boot. Good stuff.

Too few stars for this one.

Looking at Javey’s other posts, he’s either a troll, or a racist himself. Probably better not to waste your time replying to him.

If I throw a paper airplane at you, am I attacking you, or mocking you? There’s a difference.

Eh, not really. I’d liken this to someone throwing a water balloon, no threat or danger involved at all and you’re kidding yourself if you think it is. It’s not battery. Maybe pie batter-y. Yar har har.

To be fair... They’re both dead now...