Hello. I request a recurring series containing all Feinberg story pitches that never see the light of day. I would chuckle most contentedly.

When you use the term “horse sports,” all I can think of is horses competing in human sports. Horse wrestling, horse shotput, horse javelin, horse cycling. What a world that would be!

I’m generally of the opinion that something I’m planning to light on fire should cost at least more than 1/10th of what the “real” version of that product costs.

I’m generally of the opinion that something I’m planning to light on fire should cost at least more than 1/10th of…

“which cause the T-cells of the immune system to produce antibodies”

Typical herb post

But there’s no real check up on this. It’s basically the honor system. You can register your dog on their website and then just buy a vest from Amazon.

Hey, I’m a scientist (in biotech) who analyzes (my experimental) data. That counts, right?

I come to Deadspin.com for poop jokes and lowlight reels.

I came here just to post that. Enjoy the 300+ stars you’ll receive for everyone wanting to say the same thing

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.