Hey, I’m a scientist (in biotech) who analyzes (my experimental) data. That counts, right?

I come to Deadspin.com for poop jokes and lowlight reels.

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.