Just puke/shit on the floor, or anywhere else in the room. It’s not like you’ll have made it any worse.

We bought a smaller one in years past and put it on a coffee table because our dog insisted on drinking the sugar water. Worked like a charm and even gave us a little extra room to place gifts around the tree.

Dear Fuck Up,

Add another notch to the bedpost of FUCKING OBVIOUS CRIMES THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR 

I mean, haha, but we should not be laughing at the fact that Trump and Giuliani are now openly pressuring state and local GOP officials in Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania to ignore the election results and declare him the winner. This is looking like it may come down to the degree to which those officials are…

No love for Duke Caboom? He’s Canadian, he has a motorcycle, he’s Keanu Reeves.

Aw, now I’m sad that I got the Angelfire joke, because it just made me realize what an old I am.

Who are you people?

Those are lovely--but they are also being worn by Nicole Kidman. I would look like a dumpy art teacher in them.

I’m with you—these are mom robes, for the most part. They could only be worse if they were chenille, and they are only saved if they are a)actual silk, and b)in a paisley or something, NOT florals.

I believe one day you’ll get to cast a vote for her, she’s president material. 

I wish to telepathically subscribe your newsletter. Please mindmeld the latest edition to me.....NOW!

It’s like they’re doing everything they can to not actually help the kids they claim to care about...

A douchebag who was grifting off crazy people got killed by one of them, who is clearly much crazier than he realized.

Then scorn and isolate those Q clowns who do not see the light.

I don’t see how we move forward as a country without bringing the Q crowd back from the edge of the cliff, and I’m all ears for ideas on how to do that.

Mmmm, copiously.

<Drinks copiously in agreement.  Was drinking copiously before but now it is super extra copiously.>

I wish my self-indulgant tears tasted like Pepsi. But they only taste like bitter blog comments.