“the current opioid crisis”

The what? The rampant drug addictions in this country that have been going on for several generations? Or the softball that Trump threw at the country to divert their attention?

This is ridiculous. The Walk of Fame stars are bought. Sure, they have to have a “brand”, but they pony up 30k...

I really don’t know why people keep saying that Lindsay Lohan’s first role was this movie.

She got her start on a dead soap opera called Another World.

Yeah. The lingering crowd. I didn’t get it on my way up. My mother and I were the only ones to climb this thing, but there was a bunch of people at the bottom just like... hanging out.

My mother was spared all of this because she was wearing jean shorts over her bathing suit.

True story:

I’m not into hip hop, but god damn can Nicki Minaj just not show up to tell us how hot she is on every fucking song?

The sad fact is, I am old, but I’ve been reading Jez for several years now. I know way too much about these reality show assholes because Jez keeps giving them press.

Jez needs to get happy that I’m not the editor, because I’d instantly fire any contributor that wanted to write about reality tv shows and it’s “stars”.

If it’s any consolation, I hate myself more. I just read my post and my grammar... wow.

I wish, at some point, that we’d all get together have a few drinks and recognize that every time we discuss a celebrity doing something stupid that we’re giving them press. This press - no matter how hateful - then spins itself into cash money and hops into their over priced purse.

Anyone still bitching about…

Say whatever you want to, but that video with Ariana Grande just sealed the deal. In thirty years, she will be Mariah II and refuse to move at all. The dancers will just pick her up like a mannequin and drop her off at her marks.

“should not be sullied by some So You Think You Can Dance style contemporary-modern Travis Wall at his most extra and over-emotive shit!!”

I lol’d so hard.

McDonalds is fine... because McDonalds and Taco Bell (to the person that mentioned Taco Bell in comments) have been called out many times for cutting their beef with soy products.

So if you’re sensitive to beef, go ahead and hit the drive thru. You’re not getting 100% beef.

Edit: I don’t know what Britney did, but holy…

Attention Manchildren:

When you’ve got addicts in your life, it’s a kneejerk reaction to always ask if they’re using whenever anything major happens. And a punch in the stomach when you discover they were...

When Carrie Fisher’s toxicology was released, I cried. Every time I think about it, I have to ask myself what drove her back to drugs.…

I am grinning so big after watching that video of those kids completely losing their minds over Donald Glover coming out. I am too old to even know that song, but I was singing right along with them.

Same here.

No, they just keep insisting that every white woman over 30 must love Sex and the City so they might as well get some free clicks out of it during the anniversary.

“You might be asking yourself, “Why would Weezer, a band I stopped caring about over a decade ago, cover Toto’s “Africa,” the 1982 rawk song about cultural appropriation?” You’d be right to—and if you’re not, maybe you should? “ - Maria Sherman 

Yeah, I know, but I’m not always rational when it comes to Carrie Fisher. Plus, it’s Paul Simon.

Fuck Paul Simon, he can burn in hell for not making it work with Carrie Fisher. He can have all the appropriation accusations.