Seeing how upset I've made you has really made me reconsider all this. I hope that I have at least done enough so the problems are known, and people know at anytime it could happen (unless Gawker fixes it). I really am sorry to have ruined your night, and everyone else's day. This is my final message. Your compassion…

The authors and administrators don't regularly comment in the comment section. What would be the point of imitating them? People would know right away something was up.

You didn't make the cut.

It's more than that. These are the changes I would like.

Missed one!

Rolling through identities!

In general!

And I honestly am sorry. I'll leave your username alone now.

This really got to you, didn't it? You should direct that anger to the Gawker and Kinja staff, so some changes can be made.

Sorry there has to be victims, including you.

Anxious!

Stinks there are no unique usernames, huh?

Wedding!

Aboard!

Next for what?

Service!

You're welcome!

Model Kinja citizen!

Welp. I'm up. There's at least one troll mimic of me posting now. Collier, can you kill this? Everybody else, I'm not in the grey on Jezebel. If you see a grey troll with my name, flag and report, please.

Welp. I'm up. There's at least one troll mimic of me posting now. Collier, can you kill this? Everybody else, I'm not in the grey on Jezebel. If you see a grey troll with my name, flag and report, please.