Possible buyers should include Cyberdyne.

Amazon does NOT own Monoprice. Blucora owns Monoprice.

I know, right? So many Xmas cards I received tell me to “Piss on Earth” or something like that.

Thanks, Obama?

Only animals pee in the shower

This planet uses the same water for over 4 billion years :)

Large fans spinning slowly don’t generate as much noise as small fans that you find on 1U / 2U servers. Those look like cooling fans for the radiator. Doubt they make that much noise.

Glass wasn’t open to public purchase until much later, and by then there was already much negative sentiment. There’s also a difference between wearing it while sitting down in a cafe, airport, airplane, vs. wearing it while walking around.

Birds tweeting. Perfect!

There is a solution to prevent 24B from peering at your laptop screen that doesn’t involve replacing your laptop. Granted, it opens up a whole load of other issues, such as 24B choking on his pretzels from the laughing.

The backlash against Google Glass was because it appears like some sort of elitist product that not everyone can buy (in the beginning), and the worry that the other person is recording creepshots. There is little fear that someone will try to wear this while walking around in public.

I’ve thought about using Oculus Rift to create a virtual ultra wide desktop, but yeah, it does seem pretty dystopian if everyone in the office is wearing one. Especially if you have a manager who’s switching randomly among their feeds to make sure they’re working and not, say, commenting on Gizmodo :)

Bluetooth keyboard and mouse?

You forgot to initial caps every word.

Or you could buy all 3, since they serve different purposes.

Good point :)

Oh, I don’t care about them.

Don’t forget payments to enlarge his small ... hands.

Hey, we don’t judge as long as the brunette slot machine roulette table is not underaged, OK?

No need to suppose that it will happen. It already has : http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa…