And that is how it should be. Today, dick pics. Tomorrow, nuclear secrets. Nab them while they’re young, I say!

I was just going to comment on this. I actually met Phil Zimmerman at a convention once. He looked really happy then, the Feds having just dropped the case against him.

You are one evil person. I like you!

And get rid of the $1 note. A coin doesn’t wear out and need replacing so often.

The solution to the inability of robotic cars to drive in snow is simple. Global warming. Duh!

Hey, if he wants to practice inter-appliance kinkiness, more power to him. Who are we to judge?

Thanks, Obama!

I’d ask the FBI not to be a Nazi.

GDP of Bangladesh is about $180 billion. Approximately 1% of either the US or EU. Tuvalu, on the other hand, is fairly close to what you claimed. Coconuts are apparently more lucrative than you give them credit for.

License plate readers gets them closer but is not quite there yet.

This is very likely also the FBI’s wet dream.

Use the floss, Luke!

Well, I drink pasteurized milk which is made with raw milk and I’m fine, so I’m not sure what’s his point.

New Coke? More like littering.

Don’t take the toothpick. Use the floss, Luke.

Nutella.

It seems that he was already releasing his hold on the jetski prior to impact, probably to get clear of it when they both drop back in the water. The jetski should outmass the Inspire by a few orders of magnitude.

I don’t store my credit cards on Facebook, so I’m not sure if being able to view the credit cards only show the last 4 digits or the whole credit card #. All other payment sites I go do don’t show me the whole credit card number, so I’d be surprised if Facebook does.

I was just looking this up after seeing this article. Found this :