I have two issues with this keyboard. The first, is that it literally does look like unicorn vomit. That complaint is subjective, and in terms of unicorn vomit, I suppose your mileage may vary.

I hope this game is good. It really does make me miss Saints Row though. I never got into GTA, but I 100%’d SR:IV, and I sorta miss my tattooed, French accented, president of the United States.

Enlisted in the Air National Guard in 2012, got out of training in 2014. Was all excited to use the money from my bonus and a years worth of training (waited a year to go to training in the first place), and bought myself a ‘93 Miata named Jolene. She had no air conditioning, no power locks or windows, no power…

I’d give my left kidney for that. Screw that kidney.

Well, at the very least, someone probably got fired.

How about HotS and LoL executives stop being cheapskates and make all the heroes free?

Also, Source 2 dude, look it up.

To be fair, a lot of the reason Dota games have been long drawn out affairs (in the last few months of 6.83 specifically) is because the games were ending absurdly fast prior. A year ago, the TI4 winners bracket was decided 4 games, 3 of which ended pre-20 minutes. Valve went overboard to nerf the deathball heavy meta…

So Spirit Breaker had a bastard child with Wraith King?

Dear Lord.

How the actual fuck does Smite have nearly half the votes?

That poor guy. It's like, every time I saw him in a video I was hoping he was the one with the sick combo... and then he'd get 4 stocked by Mango.

I am excited for this the same way I am excited for...

Wait. I am not excited at all.

Step one: Get a significant other.


Fack.

what do I buy if I want a fun car that I can fix for cheap that also seats four?

I want this to happen more than I want a stable, healthy, relationship with someone who cares about me for who I am dammit!

You're right, the F-16 isn't stealthy, but the F-35 sacrifices the ability to actually do things in an effort to be stealthy, and if it wants to carry more than a bomb or two, well damn, now it's not stealthy. Also the F-35 costs 7 grand more an hour to fly than the F-16, and stealth airframes will always cost more to…

I need to start planning my future debt.

The F-35, for when you really just need better F-16's, but you say "Fuck it."

My '93 got totalled the other week and now I'm in a Golf GTI. Is a newer GTI nicer in almost every way? Yeah, probably. But I keep finding myself missing the crank windows, because the switches in the GTI are finicky; I find myself missing the total lack of power steering, because the GTI loses road feel; and I find…

F16's are a small aircraft. A more accurate comparison (as far as size) would be a Flanker and an F-15. Both of those are twin engine, where the F-16 is single engine, which partially accounts for the size discrepancy.