thehurtlockmith
The Hurt Locksmith
thehurtlockmith

There really is no middle ground here.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

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The Machine talked about it in one of his stand up specials, and it’s honestly one of the best reasonings i’ve ever heard for (notcheating)

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Hi Jason. Like the LEGO car I made?

I have 1 experience with an element TV and found it to be garbage. The person who owned it had lost the remote and the TV was stuck in an odd aspect ratio. There were no aspect ratio options in the TV Menu settings and no option to factory reset the TV from within the menu. Factory Reset is a must have for any TV,

I have 1 experience with an element TV and found it to be garbage. The person who owned it had lost the remote and

It’s bread and the more the better, we do potato brushed with melted butter and warmed in the oven, hawaiian because it’s delicious and the kids will eat it and a shitload of hot water cornbread.

Except that everything he said was true.

I tried to get claim a car that had been left on the street where I lived in Boston back in 1999. It was a sliver, 5th generation Celica that sat on in same spot for at least three months. All the tires were flat, and it was covered in grime and fading parking tickets. I called the police, the city manager’s office,

I’ll have you know I’ve spent time in Omak, working at the border crossing at Oroville. There are at least THREE people living in Omak.

You can check out any time you like

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

Jesus......if this guy still has a job tomorrow (doubtful), he should just make this a daily bit - “And what about Abraham Lincoln? Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? No, no, no, I don’t think so.......he’s supposed to be running the country, and he’s at some faggy play with his nutjob wife???? Oh, look at

Its all those Toyota Camrys. Grounded to the ground pushes down the ground.

I think that’s what the CEO wants. What Portnoy wants is control + relevance, both of which he gets when he forces ESPN to use the Barstool brand, then ESPN balks at its toxicity. Shows he’s calling the shots and allows him to now play the edgy card as a victim of the corporation

The sad part of FO4 is by the time I got comfortable with that building interface, I hit the PS4 memory limit.

I’m not a minecraft kid, is gaming over for my kind? Are we dinosaurs? I love science, exploration, sci fi. But I have little to no interest in being an architect. I barely can muster up the will to care about real-life buildings, let alone imaginary ones that I must build myself.

I would just like to clarify that Rupert Morloch, the Prince of Darkness, is actually an American citizen.

The Aristocrats!