I scrolled down to see if anyone else said Spinning Plates as it was the first thought I had. That live version is amazing.

The fact that this story in it's entirety originated on Reddit might have been worth a mention.

Ah the modern day equivalent of calling veterans, “baby killers”. Sure there are some sociopaths in the military. But this dog whistle shit is pathetic. The vast majority of kids sign up either to escape financial hardships or out of a sense of patriotism. (As misguided as that may be.)

Now I’m reading that Zelda was hard? I beat this game in 1988 at the age of 10 and I sucked at video games. No kidding, I never beat Super Mario or Metroid, and it would take 25 lives for me to get through Contra.

You’re crazy. The latter levels in Gradius are nearly impossible. Kid me could barely be it even with slow mo on the joy stick. Double Dragon was a breeze in comparison.

Time for that MRI.

Alcoholic here: I used to drink keystone when I was poor. In my 20 plus years of heavy drinking I have never heard anyone refer to keystone as “stone”. I’d stab a bitch for much less.

Seeing Prey up there makes me irrationally happy. I feel validated, like my opinion on games is not outdated and stupid. If you need anything, up to and including gentle lovemaking, let me know.

I play this game. And I’ve interacted with some of these people above. I have to say that NMS has some of the most fragile, under-socialized player base of any game I’ve ever played. The hub leaders and reddit mods are the cream of the crusty crop.

She might be out of my league, but if you’d like I could swing by. Does she like Judge Judy? How about role playing? I’m thinking I could be the bailiff, maybe stick her in the slammer? A couple of times. Then I dunno, we could go to fucking Olive Garden. No, i’m sorry that would be disgusting. I always take shit too…

Did they fix their horrible chuck for this model? I won’t buy another Dremel until I know the chuck won’t strip out after a couple of jobs.

Did they fix their horrible chuck for this model? I won’t buy another Dremel until I know the chuck won’t strip out…

Candy corn. I consider people who like these either hopelessly damaged by abuse, or on the same level as anti-vaxers and Trump supporters. When the revolution comes, they will be 3rd against the wall. Or at least in the top ten, I imagine.

Find their portal coordinates on Reddit or Twitter. Use a signal booster to find a monolith. Go though portal. Claim a base. Using new base portal, go back to the station at your old base. Your ship will show up. Use that station’s portal to travel to your new base. Your ship should come with and you can now call your…

Ohh Shotman is money. I wish I could get Cuphead Wallpaper for my house.

Great read. I’d love to read about a modern AAA game with no day one technical issues though. It’s always interesting to see some games get a pass and some get skewered.(Thinking about Prey here)

Yet I’m continually told what a great time the fifties were by my fundie Fox news loving relatives.

I couldn’t agree more. Inevitably the building ui is based on frustratedly obtuse mechanics. Fallout 4: OH LORD WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU. I’ll give NMS’ a fair shot. Maybe. I haven’t touched the game in 10 months.

More of this rainy shit. Dude, two thirds of Washington is shrub steppe. Seattle ≠ Washington state.

I agree with nearly everything you wrote.

Nice Disco Stu. Go Cougs.