My most embarassing moment was the Project Graduation. I was so pissed at everyone, that I sulked throughout the entire day, because here was a bunch of people who had made high school a living hell for me, and now they were all of a sudden being nice to me. I didn’t speak to anyone, I didn’t eat anything with anyone,…

“The principal told Love that it wasn’t anything personal”

I have a confession to make....I never made it all the way through Doom. And I'm sorry to all my friends I scoffed at and gave side eye to when they said they never played or finished it.

Nah, you're wrong. In general, people who think cursing indicates an otherwise limited vocabulary are at best clueless and at worst (and more likely) haughty dipshits. Of all the things in the whole world to care about, a person's use of words that happen to have four letters and happen to have been assigned…

In 5th grade, first day at a new school, I was waiting for my mom to pick me up. I had to pee real bad. I was too shy to ask for directions to the bathroom, so I discretely peed in the sandbox. Less than a minute afterwards, two younger kids, like 3rd grade, went over to where I peed and said "there's a wet spot" and…

I think that's intentional, for safety: Because we're never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy.

Great article, really captured what it is really like to work topside.

Dr. Puma is now a thing

Ah yes, the Ford F-050.

additional contrast:

When I was a kid, my family lived in Tehran. My dad worked for the CIA, we didn't officially know that for years.

Gorgeous form follows Mach 3+ function.

My question is what is going to cost to rebuild/replace those turbos when they start to go? I had a 95 F-150 that was, sadly, totaled with 270K miles. It had the original motor, but a rebuilt trans. And was largely problem free. In my experience, VW's and a MB, the factory turbos went at about 100k miles.

Yea, you can applaud the idea, but it's BS in reality.

The Ogre titan's Disarm execution is hilarious when you perform it, and down right terrifying when it happens to you.

A sprinting embark from behind on a Stryder is pretty awesome. You slide on the ground and plat feet first into your Titan's crossed fingers on the ground, which shovel you up into itself as you cross your arms on your body to keep from having them chopped off by the sides of the cockpit, I presume.

I would have enjoyed creating and making up 80's names for my Transformers...Like Slipstream, Blast Radius, and Roll Cage. Oh well.