That sounds more like “How to make specifically the kind of pizza Chris makes” advice. You can make a lot more styles of pizza (and amazing bread) on a steel. Cast Iron doesn’t heat nearly as uniformly.

Like I’m taking pizza advice from the Noid. NICE TRY, BOZO.

One day I couldn’t decide whether to eat a frozen Jack’s Mexican pizza or a frozen Jack’s bacon cheese burger pizza, so I baked them both and then flipped the former on top of the latter to make a sort of “bachelor’s calzone.”

I came in to the Orion X-Men Project after they’d given up on Conway and Thomas, as the proposed budget just kept inflating. I’d been into to pitch other things to the then-director of development, who I’d come to know when she’d worked for Roger Corman.

In a movie with a female main character. I think the Woke Police can stand down.

Probably they started with an x86 emulator that required little modification to work on the PS/Xbox CPUs, but which would require heavy modification or rewriting to work with the Switch’s ARM processor.

This option is not for you then. Thank you.

The villain of one of the most popular and influential blockbuster movie series of the 21st century was a balding middle-aged dweeb named “Agent Smith.”

Speaking of Star Wars, is your photo Keanu Reeves dressed up as Princess Leia? It’s been bugging me but I’ve had no real opportunity to ask.

GO. YOU. REDBIRDS.

Same. Between this and the bball team looking to make its first tournament appearance this millennium, it’s a good time to be a Redbird.

Never been more proud to be an ISU alumnus.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

This was just straight up purchased.

Hi Thorin Klosowski and LifeHacker readers,

Author of Kill the Newsletter! here. As a long-time LifeHacker reader, I’m
flattered. First, thank you Thorin Klosowski for writing the article and
ProfDreamer for finding my service and posting it on Hacker News, which probably
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This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.