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How can you not love Jennifer Lawrence? She seems so down to earth, you know? SHE IS THE REAL DEAL AND I WILL BEAT YOU WHILE CRYING IF YOU DISAGREE.

Shocked, SHOCKED, that this blog post was written by Tom Ley. For shame, Petchesky!

Yup. The everything-in-life-is-about-LGBT-issues crowd was curb-stomping anyone who didn't gush over this.

When Rex asked the ladies to take off their shoes, Rob's face:

Where is Tom Ley when you need him? We need the "dass raciss" hot take and we needed it yesterday.

To Deadspin and the other extreme left, it's simple. "Jingoism" is defined as anything remotely nationalistic, patriotic, or provincial. Don't come around here on the 4th of July, it's not pretty.

More like Johnny Weird, amirite?

This guy still plays basketball though, right? I mean he's tall and he's black.

You can show yourself out, sir.

Whatever. He traveled.

Yup, missed that. D'oh. Apologies, Tom.

Can we see the other guys' e-mails too, or would that ruin your story?

I normally despise Deadspin's general take on things, but I'm not seeing it here. There was no perceived underdog who was getting their arguable rights allegedly trampled on that Tom Ley could put on blast in this story. It was just a sweet story to remind us that although many of us grow up to be cranky, jaded, and

Ha! That is rich. Read the first post again. Comprehend every word. Then read your reply.

But you flat-out believe everything Jonathan Martin said?

So you're still going with the whole Incognito-is-a-big-meanie-and-everyone's-a-victim approach? Gotcha.

This is great and all, but can we get something from Deadspin saying, "Yeah, we might have gotten that Incognito thing wrong a few months ago." Newly-revealed texts here.

Conspicuously absent: An article on Deadspin about newly-revealed text messages sent from Jonathan Martin to Richie Incognito, essentially exonerating Incognito.