Yeah, and it doesn't help that David Letterman's Top Tens have been patently awful throughout their entire existence. I remember watching him as a teenager in the 80s/90s and not being sure if there was something wrong with me that I didn't find the jokes all that funny, while everyone else seemed to think they were…

His delivery is worse than a hijacked UPS truck in the middle of a blizzard.

And sadly, it's almost a footnote on ESPN's page. Below Tiger Woods' struggles at a non-Major and more Shermania.

and ready for dolphin fisting.

Tom Ley had this first on Deadspin.

Not to sound snarky, but: Their country, their rules.

[LaRocca] claims the material is exactly the same, so any perception that they retain more sweat is all in the players' heads.

"Experts?"

Do you know if the journal has been published, or at least the details around that conversation (at least from Courey's perspective)? I'm curious about two things: Were the names of the alleged attacker(s) shared and is Meghan Anderson required, under any statute (other than being a decent human being), to report…

Okay, so HIPAA explains away the six campus medical officials keeping mum. Hands are tied, you can't have it both ways (i.e., okay to divulge medical info if it meets one's subjective criteria, which why the regulations exist in the first place), etc. But who is the "athletic department staffer," and how did they…

Cool! Can we get more pictures of white people doing stupid stuff at sporting events?

Bully? He's more like this guy:

Guaran-fucking-teed fight in the limo on the ride home.

They didn't miss out on the money, they got $50,000 instead.

A+ blog, Tom Ley. You auditioning for Barstool?

Yeah, I was stationed at Scott AFB, IL for a bit (in the early 1990s) and you are correct. East St. Louis is in Illinois, actually, and I distinctly remember going to the "East Side" of St. Louis which was Sauget, population 200, of which 170 are cops. East St. Louis, IL, is just bad fucking news.

This is impossible; he's black. Blacks aren't racist.

But, but, but he's so well-spoken, educated and he's exactly what the NFL needs!

And Tommy John was the first to get Tommy John surgery! Fucking BULLSHIT!

Not to show you up, Barry, but here is more about the award. It seems very token-y and useless. Also, so does the BAT. Seems like it might be one of those orgs that are for bored wives to run.