And all this time who knew Ryan Dempster was campaigning to be the next MLBPA president?

On behalf of masturbaters, I am deeply offended by these masturbatist comments. Just once, I'd like our struggles to get some attention. Oh well, maybe after the LGBT crowd gets their rights, we can be next. Until then, please stop. We're people too.

Pictured: The view from Richard Sherman's pedestal, to which Deadspin elevated him yesterday.

Well, I hope nothing happens to Kayla Knapp, Deadspin.

You can't cut the Gary's white guilt with a chainsaw, folks.

Cool, now we can add "holds a stupid grudge" to Sherman's list of "qualities."

For some reason, Kinja doesn't met me respond directly to you, Gary's Ghost. You listed three characteristics:

Why is this idiot being celebrated? I saw the interview with Bayless, and even though I can't stand Bayless, Sherman came off as an immature shithead. For 24, he acted like a petulant 13-year-old.

Calling Dr. Newell!

"I'm proud of the board for handling this situation as quick as they did, and we're very comfortable with our decision," he said.

Tom, did Greg Tolen lift up your table in the cafeteria, sending your lunch to the floor in high school?

This is good, Tim. But there's a tiny bit of me that's sad today. I realized that many, many baseball writers — many of whom I admired for their written words — are completely out-of-touch and, via wagon-circling, have widen the already-widening gap between fans and journalists. There was a time when fans and…

That's two HoF votes opened in one day! Change is coming, people!

Aren't Carolina fans New York/New England transplants who've just lost their way?

The more the journalists open the mouths, the worse they look. It's amazing just how fucking tone-deaf a collective group of people can be.

Please be sure to post any responses.

Over the past two days, I've come to a conclusion. I'm on Team Deadspin.

"Hello, my name is Bob. How may I please be helping you today kindly?"

Well, you can of it like this: Blake Griffin's nuts may have had indirect contact with Kris Humphries' face. That's pretty emasculating.