That's the one. Oh man. A lame, long-winded diatribe on young black America with all sorts of incorrect suppositions. It's hard to read without feeling embarrassment for Wilbon.

Certainly Wilbon has spoken to Earvin. I wonder what his take is on LeBatard.

I read the quote. He's essentially saying that, with counseling, Preifer can come to understand and fully appreciate how important LGBT advocacy is and fully support the movement by becoming a "role model." This what's called reprogramming. Because obviously if Preifer doesn't support the LGBT movement, there's…

Um, really? Therapy in Kluwe's case is clearly of the "you must be reprogrammed to believe what I believe" flavor.

Maybe Preifer doesn't want to help out with LGBT groups. And you know what, that's perfectly okay.

No, you're on point.

Now I'm convinced. Rodman is going to die in a North Korean prison camp.

Apropos of nothing, Barry Petchesky is the best writer on Deadspin. No bullshit, no stupid left-leaning slants, just content. I LOVE YOU BARRY PETCHESKY!

Just... couldn't... possibly... fit... any... more... shit in Tom Ley's cubicle.

Sorry, Brian, it's a minor sprain. In fact, we feel pretty foolish calling it minor; what you have is a .0035 mm tear in your meniscus. It should heal normally within a couple of months. Also, some good news, it looks like your balls might be dropping soon... at least one, anyway.

Does anyone get the feeling that Dennis Rodman is certifiably insane? I mean that in the clinical sense, not hyperbolic. There aren't many public people that I feel comfortable saying that about, but really, this man needs to spend time in a hospital.

Is his some of that extremely subtle RMJ=H/DougExeter/Raysism sarcasm I keep hearing about? I'm trying to parse it and... whoosh.

+1. Anyone who's ever spent time in the rural deep south knows exactly the dialect Jameis Winston is speaking, and it's not Ebonics.

To be fair, I suspect Peyton gave a lot wedgies and wet willies in his younger days. He may have even imprisoned a freshman inside a locker.

I don't know about you guys, but the best part of that game was Jameis post-game interview. I mean, was he speaking English or what?!

Everyone, stop what you're doing. The Great Liberal is here to tell you what to say and how to think. Listen to him, it's the only way to enlightenment.

Bellevue?! Hahahahahaha, wait, hahahahaha. The only thing in Bellevue is Asian golddiggers, son.

Considering how well he shoots a basketball, I'm not so sure that JR wasn't going for his own shoe there.

Did they all OD on Skittles and puke on the guy at the end of the line?

I was going to post something similar, but then I realized he's going to be a guest of Kim Jong-un, who apparently likes to get completely shitfaced and kill uncles. So there's plenty of booze. That said, I am not so sure that Vin Baker's mode of travel home isn't a bodybag.