I know people might disagree, but the 49ers are the team that scares me the most as a Pats fan. That is, if the Pats make it to the Super Bowl and they have to face the Niners. Kaepernick might run for 300 yards against them, because if he makes it past the line of scrimmage, there isn't a CB/DB on the Pats who can…

Psst... it's cool. We've all been wrong before. Just some of us more than others.

I'm not trying to impress anyone. Saying Alabama fans will suddenly start rooting for Auburn isn't really that funny, dude.

Nope, but here's some data. Mark Fidrych's father Paul was my 6th grade teacher.

Looks like shoe polish to me. Did LeBron show up in blackface?!

Nono, you don't get it. See, Raysism is one of those wicked clever types who, on nearly every article here at Deadspin, blasts us with a repartee that, believe it or not, was better than the last. It's truly remarkable; his wit simply transcends. I mean, it's gotta, right? Look at all those stars and plus ones.

I agree that Tom's writing is clunky, but I believe he knew exactly what he was doing. Inserting an "allegedly" or "according to Kluwe" would have presented some uncertainty to Kluwe's story, which is not inline with the interests of Deadspin. I only say this because when it comes to any stories where any sort of…

Actually, Tom's post presented this as a quote and attributed to Mike Priefer. His only source is Chris Kluwe. If Tom was an actual, you know, journalist, the word "allegedly" or "according to Chris Kluwe" would have found its into the sentence where he attributes the quote. Tom's post presents the quote as fact…

The only person who's actually said he said that was Kluwe, an unemployed former NFL punter who's always had an ax to grind for perceived anti-gay types. Because his agenda is firmly in-line with Deadspin's, his story can apparently be published as gospel without a single shred of fact-checking.

The story where Kluwe said he said that? That fucking story?

Cite that he actually said "We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows," Tom?

Christ, it's like a fucking wind tunnel in here.

It's really not. Just a life of loneliness, drinking, beating off, hoping for survival, an occasional hooker and awkward interactions with civilians who have no fucking clue about anything military.

+1. I realized Sanchez is your married name, so I know I can say this. I think a couple Deadspin writers really, really like your manifesto, sir. Albert really, really hates the proletariat and his calling for workers' unification should make you feel proud.

We're about a year away from "As a salute to America and its veterans, we bring you the Citi 7th Inning Stretch Military Reunion! Today's lucky soldier gets a check for $1000 from Citi Bank with $20,000 going to troops overseas!"

That was my thinking too. Funny thing is though they want communism until they have to live communism. All that fancy cooking? Sorry, not allowed, Albert!

Nah, I liken Andrew Bynum to Vin Baker. Very good basketball players who just stopped giving a shit about basketball.

I'm a Red Sox fan who was in that crowd during the Duck Boat rolling rally and I experienced immense joy throughout this past baseball post-season.

Sorry, this is still above that.

Hey, at least it's an actual word this time. Baby steps, Barry.