Not to get all conspiracy theory, but are the refs still pissed at their deal post-lockout and are intentionally fucking up games?

With Snyder at the helm this team will never be successful. I can almost guarantee you that Shanahan's concerns during the interview process centered around Snyder's tendency to micromanage. And I'm absolutely sure Snyder assured him that he wouldn't interfere with day-to-day or personnel decisions, otherwise…

I base this solely on how one pronounces Appalachian.

I actually love this move from Shanahan. His balls, they're steely and massive. I wonder how bruised Snyder's neck is from Shanahan yanking his chain.

Really depends on the success of the wipe and if the faucet is completely off, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

From someone who spends thousands of dollars on home audio/video equipment, I can honestly say I do not judge a soul on what they spend their money on, because I know it's okay to be completely irrational about stuff. Oh I spend a ridiculous amount of money on meat too. Can't go wrong with a great steak.

Only if there are noticeable globs of food or dirt on them do my jeans ever get washed. It takes 4-5 good wearhours to get them comfortable and the first 3 hours are absolute hell. The only other time I might wash them if I have to go commando and have a messy poop.

ATTENTION: The weather forecast as predicted several inches of snow during tomorrow's Super Bowl. As a reminder, it is unlawful to physically touch any snow at any outdoor event at MetLife Stadium. Our top priority is the safety of our patrons, and any movement of any snow particles will result in your immediate…

What sucks is that enough women have cried rape that it's up for debate as to whether or not it actually happened, in almost every case, unless there is physical evidence of a massive struggle, tons of witnesses or video proof. Doubt immediately crosses my mind, and I can't explain why, because I'm absolutely sure it…

South Africa is an awesome country. Kudos to Mr. Mandela for really turning it around making it virtually crime-free. RIP.

Could be worse. My parents split when I was nine (30 years ago) and my father re-married just over 2 years later and after the first Christmas with his new wife and family, deemed that I was "his past." He spent probably $1000 on me that first Christmas and afterward got me little gifts in shopping bags weeks after…

Wow, 0-to-slavery in under 11 minutes. Might be a Deadspin record.

I didn't know Tyler Perry posted on Deadspin! I'm officially a fan! Do the one when Madea comes to visit. You know the one, when she washed Daryl's new black socks with his white uniform and he had a couple of spots he couldn't wash out before the game that night. Coach was pissed! Hilarity ensued.

If only he were gay, he could have escaped Deadspin's ridicule.

Tom, serious question. Were you bullied as a kid/teen?

I love you, Barry Petchesky. And it's not that hatelove like I give Sean Newell and Tom Ley. It's serious, deep-down, all-in brotherly love.

Where did I write anything about "not gonna give the road team another shot?" I'll answer that for you: nowhere. Do you know why? I'll answer that for you too. Because I think it's a dumb conspiracy theory.

It's not, it's observation. If I were implying conspiracy, I would have made up a bullshit reason as to why they never make PI/foul calls at the ends of games, even in egregious examples. I didn't. I clearly said, "I don't understand it."

So normal. So healthy.

I completely disagree with their position, I saw the video. I think they're more interested in circling the wagons at this point.