While dueling banjos plays far off in the distance?

That probably says more about where you come from than it does about this truck.

Some people dont need a super useful truck. I need a truck to haul supermotos to the track. Thats it. All I do is drive long distances down highways to kart tracks and race my bike. No mud like ever. Luxury trucks are perfect for me. Im sure there are TONS of other people in different but similar situations.

What? Why did I just waste 9 minutes watching a terribly-made video of an ordinary press event?

Or you could go out on a branch and use a tree.

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

The lack of rust holes isn’t that surprising on a Trabant, since the entire body was made of plastic. Frame’s probably rusted to death considering the wheel rust though.

“it’s a rear-wheel drive, manual, two-stroke, two-door wagon”

Who doesn’t love a good vulva?

My god those wheels are terrible... G35 anyone?

A nice thing about buying a car these days is to be able to customize the car to your own taste. If the dealer already customized the car for you it takes some of the fun out of it.

Nope. Insurance. It’s gotten ridiculous to insure anything remotely sporty. Of course state, city and other factors are at play but that’s a main reason. But I’m in the market for a used M car or a WRX STI

Well, they’re always so happy

‘When Feerless Bleeder says “You land on this mark!” you land on mark, even if you gotta drop plane out of fucking SKY!’

Also, the sweet 4-engine IL-62 throws out the reversers well before touchdown because in Russia the switch squats on you. 10:57

Fast relative to what?

Water cooled 2/10 would not date

Go chill at the Holiday Inn?

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Give me E63 AMG S Wagon or give me death.