RIP AND TEAR and take chlorpheniramine as recommended by your physician.

Maybe? I’m not sure if people interested in Doom and people interested in Uncharted intersect to a great degree (that is to say - people who want to explode demons w/ heavy metal music playing in the background vs. people who (never really played Uncharted - insert gameplay synopsis here)).

If only there was a way to convert one measurement to another. I’m tired of driving 10km, placing a stake in the ground, driving 10mi, placing another stake in the ground, then unspooling knotted rope between to evaluate the difference.

I use my desktop for development and audio production. Windows 10 works just fine, if your computer’s up to spec. My pitiful laptop doesn’t perform nearly as well as it did, though.

what a gif what a gif what a gif what a mighty good gif

Some people get their kicks by hating things. Better to hate a series of articles than, say, a group of people, eh?

Of all the movies featuring Slim Pickens as a broken robot who knows too much, this was the best.

I was forced to come here.

Gunetc. - story isn’t an emphasis.

It depends on the onion! A mutant onion (the ones with a bunch of smaller onions wrapped within a normal looking onion) without horizontal cuts will result in nothing but sadness. Deep, profound sadness. To a weak-willed person, no horizontal onion cuts will mean horizontal self cuts. On the wrist.

Worked in a deli a long time ago; had hand mauled by meat slicer. Given a choice between the two options you’ve presented, I’d rather prepare a scathing exposé on Trump.

Proven concept; guaranteed returns.

Men will do anything to alleviate age-related boner mishaps (mishapes?). Other soggy-dangle treatments include surgical intervention - implanting an inflatable balloon along the length of the dongus, to be filled with either saline solution or air (Nike pumps!) as needed. A problem with this treatment: it makes the…