Only if your name is Dr. Zoidberg.

Initially, I wanted both teams to fall into a chasm into the draft, but I’ll settle for UNC losing. It makes me feel all warm and funny inside.

The ending makes this video worth while. I’m very much looking forward to their next album.

I was gonna say he’s a bro’d out Zack from Saved by the Bell that found Slater’s steroids.

Stupid onions....

I’m genuinely sad about his. I love basketball, it’s the sport I excelled at most. I love watching basketball and it’s been a real treat watching Sager interview anyone. I’m going to miss him and his wacky suits.

No pie to the face? I’m disappointed.

Danny Ainge just dropped a Thank You card in the mail to Harden. He’s gonna have to do this for a lot of teams this year.

They also explore alternate dimensions. At least that’s what Stranger Things taught me.

Yes, because apologies fix things like the death of a young child.

I’ve gone back and forth between sobbing and laughing hysterically. There have been no breaks in-between.

Why not both?

Every time I see a picture of Trump on my computer, I A) turn down the brightness. Looking at him is like looking into the sun. My retinas hurt afterwards and B) check to see if I need to adjust the color settings of my screen. No one is that fucking orange. Not even orange/carrot guy from Scrubs.

That doesn’t matter to these people. All they care about are their stupid MAGA hats, hating brown people and screaming ‘MURICA at the tops of their lungs. You are literally wasting your time.

Do you think “I’m rubber, you’re glue” would work?

Didn’t Harry Connick Jr. make a movie about this?

So, just to be clear, how much of this shitty election cycle are we allowed to blame on all the baby boomers who voted in these scabby assholes?

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Double XP, bringing out the little big guns.

no thanks