nah

How does this not have more stars???

Calling someone the worst kind of person for their fandom seems kinda counterintuitive when you’re the one acting like an asshole. Just something you should think about.

Coach K convinced him to take his frustrations out on the rim instead of the opposing players. That’s why he’s not tripping anyone this year, not that I minded.

You have no idea. I had to yell at my mom for voting for him. Do you know how hard it is to do that?

It’s like they’re soulmates. Everybody should be happy; two overly aggressive men found each other. I can’t wait for the disney movie.

I grew up in the town where One Tree Hill was filmed and Chad Michael Murray had moved to during filming. I worked at a gas station near where he lived and he would often come in. The first time he came in during my shift and came to my register, he asked as theatrically as he could(seriously, you would’ve thought his…

I miss Wilmington soooooooo much. And then I hate all my friends that are enjoying the 60 degree weather. I need to move back.

You’re suggesting the public do to him what the scientologists did to the IRS to regain their tax-exempt status as a religion? That’s actually a really good idea.

I bet you’re a pizzagate truther, too.

I’ve thought this for a while. It’s not intentional, NOW. Like anything else horrible, it’s a learned behavior. At some point when he was younger, he either figured he could clear the paint and make it easier to get a rebound and that he could mask it with his jump to avoid getting T’d up or he was told to do it by a…

Jesus, look at that face. Can you imagine having to be the person that molds his death mask? I don’t think there’s enough plaster in the world. Knowing our luck, he’d probably tap the treasury and demand it be smelted from gold.

I grew up in coastal NC. I now live in Northern NH(don’t ask. I fucking regret this decision so, so much). I feel his pain. Also, fuck snow.

You always hear about boogie getting traded, what about Wall? I could see the team getting blown up and starting over.

I’m sure all the traveling doesn’t help, but when you’re a multi-million dollar athlete, pretty sure you can spring for a private chef to make you meals that conform to your diet for away games.

I’m pretty sure you don’t speak for all of women. You should probably think about that the next time you go to open your mouth.

Yeah, Panda’s lost ALOT of weight.

What?! Not Moncada. He’s gonna be really fucking good. Dammit.

1973.

Is there any way we could go ahead and impeach him and deal with standard evil Mike Pence, instead?