I bet you’re a pizzagate truther, too.

I’ve thought this for a while. It’s not intentional, NOW. Like anything else horrible, it’s a learned behavior. At some point when he was younger, he either figured he could clear the paint and make it easier to get a rebound and that he could mask it with his jump to avoid getting T’d up or he was told to do it by a…

Jesus, look at that face. Can you imagine having to be the person that molds his death mask? I don’t think there’s enough plaster in the world. Knowing our luck, he’d probably tap the treasury and demand it be smelted from gold.

I grew up in coastal NC. I now live in Northern NH(don’t ask. I fucking regret this decision so, so much). I feel his pain. Also, fuck snow.

You always hear about boogie getting traded, what about Wall? I could see the team getting blown up and starting over.

So, she’s the protagonist from Human Nature?

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I’m a grown man, this makes me cry and it shouldn’t, dammit!

It’s raining.

I’m sure all the traveling doesn’t help, but when you’re a multi-million dollar athlete, pretty sure you can spring for a private chef to make you meals that conform to your diet for away games.

I’m pretty sure you don’t speak for all of women. You should probably think about that the next time you go to open your mouth.

Yeah, Panda’s lost ALOT of weight.

What?! Not Moncada. He’s gonna be really fucking good. Dammit.

You are the perfect example of what’s wrong with the american education system. Unable to understand simple words and sentences, the nuances behind them and how to properly respond. If you felt I was attacking you personally when I made a comment about not feeling the need for a gun because I’m not a pussy, then maybe…

You’re right. Talking to you is like beating a dead horse.

That would bother me more if it was coming from someone who doesn’t have a masculinity complex.

I don’t think you understand logic.

Once again, you’re assuming. Guilty conscious doesn’t need an accuser.

You assumed that I assumed. So, you know, pot calling the kettle and all. Also, I never said you were a vagina. Basically, I stated that I’m not coward so I’ve never felt like I needed a weapon on my person. See, I have what society calls “the social skills”. I can talk to people and not get all huffy when they…

How am I supposed to know you use it for hunting if you never stated that? And I’m the one that’s stupid....

Your rationale for having one is a false equivalency.