1973.

Is there any way we could go ahead and impeach him and deal with standard evil Mike Pence, instead?

I’ve never had a need for a gun because I’m not a pussy. No situation I’ve never been able to handle with either my words or my hands.

That’s it? You could do the same thing with a bb gun. Or pellet gun. That doesn’t answer the question of why you really need a gun.

Serious question: what is the point of you having your guns? Are you hunter?

Yes, because we all know Obama NEVER tried to rollback access to assault rifles, banana clips and certain types of ammunition.

“Since when are normal people able to get assault riffles?”

Heart Crush. We’ve all dealt with this.

Thank God.

My team has the most NBA championships out of anyone. Talk to me when you guys crack 5.

I know. First, even if it’s an accident, how hard is it as a man to say that it’s his fault and take responsibility for it? Not hard at all. Secondly, continuing with it being an accident, if it is now doesn’t mean that it always has been. That is not a normal motion for passing, shooting or rebounding. I don’t care…

I wish someone would just go ahead, haul off and beat his ass. I’m so sick of him doing this and then getting defended by bay-area bandwagoners and his mother. It’s ridiculous.

No thanks. I’ll just watch cartoon reruns with my kid.

Problem is that ESPN lately has a problem with verifying information they’re given. False is false, no matter how you try to spin it.

Oh. Fuck. Does anyone know where I can get a baby Groot at? I need that in my life.

Oh wow, that tumblr page is a thing of b-e-auty . Thank you for sharing.

ESPN posted a false report? No way!

You’re a laker fan? Your opinion means even less now than it did before.

I bet he likes punching babies. What an asshole.

I have trouble believing that his ex-wife game him his balls back. His golf balls, I mean.