thehopefuloptimist
TheHopefulOptimist
thehopefuloptimist

I have feelings about #2. As an atheist I have issues with declaring our countries motto as “In god we trust” and letting Graham lay in state in the rotunda.

For me, a hate fuck is when you’re still physically attracted to the person, but are thiiiiiisss clooooose to being too disgusted by them to still find them pretty. A hate fuck is rough. A hate fuck isn’t necessarily fast, but it’s not leisurely, either. A successful hate fuck ends with me climaxing and being out of

The problem with grabbing a blunt object is that we would literally be bringing a knife to a gun fight. All the idiots in this country are armed to the teeth, while the more sane among us have eschewed acquiring a personal arsenal.

Trump is the ultimate loser, he shouldn’t be asking other people how something like that feels, he knows damn well what it’s like. Look at that, the idiot and his administration can’t even spell “union” right. We live in a society where auto-correct is everywhere, and they still screwed it up. Even if it was a

Yeah. Funny how systematic doping will get a country’s team banned from the Olympics, but systematic sexual assault of female athletes—plus evidence of a conspiracy to cover it up—gets not a peep from the IOC.

*Kanye shrug* You only get one wedding (for the most part);if I were them, I would not only invite the Obamas, I’d invite Hillary as well to achieve maximum petty level.

I still hold out hope that when Trump is impeached, Gorsuch is shamed into resigning his seat on SCOTUS. If this election truly was stolen, and Trump truly did collude with Russia, everything about this administration needs to be stricken from the books. If Republicans want to try to reseat Gorsuch after the

My dog is always smiling and hence makes me smile too. Whether I want to or not! I love her so much!!

you have to with that user name!! ;)

We spent some time in Houston Texas for medial treatment this year and the random people just talking to you drove me insannnneee. Every time I got on or off an elevator, someone would comment on SOMETHING. I looked tired, why did I have two coffees, it’s humid out, how long are you here, what do you need, where’s the

The most frustrating part of politics is the black and white thinking of conservatives. It means that any liberal attempt at limited, nuanced criticism are used to support an extreme, total condemnation of the institution (that is only deployed in self serving ways). So your time is entirely spent defending the basic

My sweet dog is DEFINITELY not trying to kill me!

Raises hand.

Wow, more than 90% of Fake News Media coverage of me is negative, with numerous forced retractions of untrue stories. Hence my use of Social Media, the only way to get the truth out. Much of Mainstream Meadia has become a joke! @foxandfriends

Sessions could never be fired because of the consequences it would create for Trump in the senate. As much as news personalities wanted to play up the potential of Trump canning Sessions—and as much as Trump probably wanted to can Sessions—it was never something Trump could do. The senate never officially recessed

There is, but I’m part of a pathways program that signed a contract back in 2016 before the change in administration. They did try not to hire the cohort ahead of me that had just graduated with their MAs, but Congress found out and made a stink (we have to intern on the Hill, so we had contacts) and it made the NYT,

Because the DISHONEST MEDIA is still, fucking STILL trying to report on this shitshow according to established journalistic norms. They want to show “both sides” and not show “bias”. As a former print reporter in Washington, I’m sickened. Trump and his lap dogs piss and moan about how unfair the press is to him, when

It’s true. Not all of us are great but seriously don’t piss us off. We’ll invite you to a picnic and make sure to sit you down next to our local fire ant beds.