I am both horrified and fascinated by that butt shot. Like, ew, no, can’t unsee! But also...I knew he wasn’t a particularly thin man, but I also had no idea his butt was that big (I don’t even know if it’s that big or if it is just disproportionately large). It seems rounder than the average white man’s butt (not in…

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

It’s hard to feel sympathy for someone who would smile as he signs a health care bill leading to the deaths of millions of people. It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who ordered a raid between the soup and the salad at Mar-a-fucking-Lago, an ill-advised raid that led to the deaths of eight people, including children.…

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

*grumble* more reasons to dislike her

Ghosting, dragonfly style.

Well, he hasn’t lived with his mother for some time. The royals have lots of palaces.

Oh, trust, I’m in therapy. It’s not about who won or lost. It’s about the implications that come with it. I am terrified DAILY about the fact that the place I go for my free mental health care can be de-funded any day because they provide contraception too. I’m terrified to leave my house wearing my Star of David…

This is why In Living Color was so revolutionary. So many talents (and not just black folk, btw) got on because the show was inclusive. If you were funny, you got on - even if there was some nepotism, the wayans (then) were legit funny.

Frankly, I don’t think these idiots could organize a fuck in a whore house.

Every time he grunted I wanted to fuck his brains out.

Yeah, Thanks, Obama!

“You may have dragged the UK into your bullshit but, I’m not Theresa May, I don’t have to like you and your antics. You say ONE word through your press people about Germany being involved in any wiretapping nonsense, and we’ll dump your bonds and tariff you throughout the EU until you can’t see straight. And stop…

ROBBING A BANK AND BEING CAUGHT IS NOT ANALOGOUS TO BEING AN UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT, YOU FUCKER. Why don’t you take a one way flight to northern Iraq (without any cash and only the clothes on your back), or to an impoverished area of Cuba, or to the murder capital of Mexico or Columbia, or to one of the five countries…

I’ve always liked Sandra Bullock but I kinda side-eyed her for marrying this guy. Not because he’s a cheating cheater, obviously that is 100% his fault, but because he’s a white supremacist.

God created Trump to help me purge my Facebook friends list.

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

We might be sisters. My mom didn’t speak to our next door neighbor for over ten years after her Grandson threw my sister’s snow cone into a puddle. It made block parties and lots of other days............awkward.

My Mom also took out a restraining order against my second ever boyfriend, when she caught us with his bong. It made going to High School, and High School parties interesting, because we couldn’t be within 100 feet of each other without the understanding that he might get arrested. No one blamed me and it made me…