Let me tell you right now. Julian Green was a freakin sigh of relief. Just for the fact that his first touch was textbook. You can tell he wasn't from the IMG Academy. He looked confident and full of life. Made space, dribbled well, had some decent crosses. But that goal was incredible. Wow. Purely a product…

Recently, I was talking to a landlord whose duplex had been for rent for some time, right next door to me. He said he had had many prospective tenants but there are some he refuses to rent to, especially 20somethings and students, male or female. He said they always make a huge mess, have rowdy parties and leave all…

I love that argument: It's their fault for renting me the house (or lending me their car, getting me a cell phone, letting me house sit, etc. etc.).

I was seething reading the thing, but lost it when it came to unwrapping the antique chair. I love antiques. Do not fuck with the antiques.

Unless you want to be someone's secret black mistress. Men are VERY comfortable saying that they would never DATE a black woman but would like to TRY one. Like we are a kind of pie.

Yeah, that last paragraph of yours is the point I was going for. They think they're only alienating fat women by making that statement, but they're actually alienating almost all women.

Most of my life has been spent around dudes so I like to think I know a thing or two about the average dude...

This struck home for me. I live in an area where you can look through men's online dating profiles, and half of them will say they prefer an Asian woman. And you can go to fairs and festivals, and even the local Costcos, and see about half of the white male dude-bros clutching the hand of an Asian woman, usually one…

I hate when people think they are trying so hard to not be racist, but are really just incredibly racist.

See, now that's weird. "I need a cute Asian friend!" For what? To decorate with?

I made black friends the same way I made white friends: by being friendly?

Speaking as a white lady (with friends of varying ethnicities, religions, and sexualities), approaching friendships with the attitude of "I need to find a [x] friend" already seems like you're starting on a bad foot. You're supposed to let friendships happen naturally because you both like each other, not because…

So you're telling me that I have to take out loans for tens of thousands of dollars to go to college, more if I also decide to go to a professional school, somehow find someone to date and marry me between the classes and 2 jobs to pay for said schooling, hopefully get a job that pays more than minimum wage with my…

Yes! It's all about that red arrow.

Oh my god, my favorite typo EVER was "Kelly Preston Smiles Amidst John Travolta's Sex Sandal"

*raises hand*

The Mail Online is the best exam procrastination of all time, I'm totally addicted.

Yeah, plus DM lets you "red arrow" the comments you hate. There's something so enormously satisfying about doing this. There isn't a word for it, really.