I wouldn't be surprised if the entire country of China isn't a replica/fake/copy of another "China" found on a distant planet.

According to the police report, the donut shop crashed into the cop.

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"

it's the "only god can judge me" of child rearing.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

I had a client in women's prison, FMC Carswell in Fort Worth. I had a guard pull me aside on a visit and just unload (and I mean unload, the guy was the size of a polar bear, and I just wanted to embrace him) about how 90% of the women in there were in there because they were in abusive relationships with criminal…

Bullshit. If he'd never hit her before, he would've reacted to the fact that he knocked her unconscious like, I don't know, a man who had never punched his girlfriend would react. Not stand there like it was nbd, kick her legs out of the way of the door, and then drag her around like a sack of fucking potatoes.

I just want to say that I agree with everything you've said, except there's gotta be a better way to acknowledge that abuse victims are often severely financially dependent on their abusers, without saying that they're staying for the money.

There are a multitude of excruciating factors that make leaving damn near…

Wow. For a guy who doesn't have some serious issues with how he treats women, he sure seemed non-plussed after knocking her out with one punch.

uh huh, pull the other, it's got bells on. That's not possible and Ray is making a liar out of you.

Thanks for this. I've been yelling this at my tv and radio for weeks now. I taught in a women's prison and had countless women in my class with the same stories. I had a woman whose husband essentially scalped her with a 2x4, beat her repeatedly, threw her through a glass door, brought home his girlfriend beat her in…

For men who are murdered, the percentage killed by someone they're intimate with hovers at about 2 to 3 percent.

Let me tell you right now. Julian Green was a freakin sigh of relief. Just for the fact that his first touch was textbook. You can tell he wasn't from the IMG Academy. He looked confident and full of life. Made space, dribbled well, had some decent crosses. But that goal was incredible. Wow. Purely a product…

Recently, I was talking to a landlord whose duplex had been for rent for some time, right next door to me. He said he had had many prospective tenants but there are some he refuses to rent to, especially 20somethings and students, male or female. He said they always make a huge mess, have rowdy parties and leave all…

I love that argument: It's their fault for renting me the house (or lending me their car, getting me a cell phone, letting me house sit, etc. etc.).

I was seething reading the thing, but lost it when it came to unwrapping the antique chair. I love antiques. Do not fuck with the antiques.

Unless you want to be someone's secret black mistress. Men are VERY comfortable saying that they would never DATE a black woman but would like to TRY one. Like we are a kind of pie.

Yeah, that last paragraph of yours is the point I was going for. They think they're only alienating fat women by making that statement, but they're actually alienating almost all women.

So you're telling me that I have to take out loans for tens of thousands of dollars to go to college, more if I also decide to go to a professional school, somehow find someone to date and marry me between the classes and 2 jobs to pay for said schooling, hopefully get a job that pays more than minimum wage with my…