No, there were asshats back then, all the way back to the Roman asshats who clogged the fast chariot lane on the Appian Way.

Think of all the smug he is emitting!

Somebody photoshop J.J. Abrams onto an M1 Abrams main battle tank, please

The car needs more experience as a driver’s car.

You said Crossfire fans like that’s a thing that exist.

Man A: Has fun, messes with people.

Yeah, that was my first thought. What if the feet belong to the driver’s teenage daughter? Can you imagine their reaction to a motorcyclist reaching out and making contact? The swerving into the bike could either be unintentional or very much intentional.

In the great lane-splitting state of California, (and that’s all we’re currently great for beyond geology and geography) I’m able to do this all day long while getting around on the clogged arteries of the Los Angeles freeway system. Mostly with the clutch hand, though. Tickling feet, side-fiving dangling hands,…

This! Specifically (1) front passengers who put their feet on the dash (how is this comfortable? and dont you realize that your legs are going to be exploded in unnatural directions if an airbag goes off, possibly sending your knees into your face??) and (2) drivers who have a left foot up/out the window (again, how…

But why aren’t THEIR eyes on their foreheads?

This is what happens when you take dragonning to it’s natural conclusion: a car develops tittynuts.

Quote from my ultra conservative father in law and the most intelligent thing I’ve seen on this wave of terrorism.

Well, I think it’s kinda clever. My Photoshop skills aren’t top notch but maybe less is more. Enjoy!

“To the USAF, they were pork surplus”

FTFTFY

DR PEPPER MASTER RACE

Why does this rich person get a custom job done for free, while the people who do real work have to pay for it?

Helpful tip next time you go junking: If you find a part you want, but can't get it at the time, remove it like you're going to take it, then stash it in a different car (minivans are great for this as the have loads of room for big parts and not many minvan owners go junking). Then, if someone is looking at parts…