DC and Philly have no business even sniffing the upper half of this listicle.

This reads like some sort of through-the-looking-glass MRA “red pill” post on Reddit.

I don’t get the point of this post, at all. Please, Albert, explain your thesis succinctly.

Now I want a profile of Brandon.

Jim Webb is living proof that a mostly decent human being cannot survive the DNC primary.

Burneko would’ve cut away to a liberal sautée. Mmm.

More political HOT TAKES from Albert Burneko! I only get my political opinion from a man with STRONG feelings about marinades on a sports blog.

‘Ve course they would of

This must have you wetting yourself, Mr. Draper. An almost legitimate excuse to continue your tryout for Mother Jones via Deadspin.

Bet people love hearing what you have to tell them! You goose!

Racism is bad. But that's not what people come to deadspin to read about.

Do you honestly believe this? More sane than reforming and simplifying the tax code? More sane than funding drug rehabilitation in favor of incarceration?

This is so smartly written and contrary to the tenor of this (now insanely liberal sporto-political) blog, it will never exit the gray.

Stick to bad food articles, Bertie.