well yeah, but have you had a panic attack....on weed?

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

“Tips for playing Monster Hunter World”

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

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People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

What does this have to do with race? Your first sentence was unnecessary and uncalled for. People will start taking actual problems that involve race more seriously when you stop dropping the race card every chance you get.

Be sure to come back once you’ve played the game and realize how dumb this comment was!

The lack of Redline is disturbing.

Hey, you guys should put whether you’re playing on a Pro or not in the summary box for PS4 reviews. Though I guess it might be safe to assume that most professional reviews are on a Pro, these days.

Could you maybe, I don’t know, tell us what he said?

Porn.

...how does he sleep at night?!

Ok, so let’s assume that’s true. Maybe if you’re in the industry, voiding contracts is probably not good.

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

I wish my mom was like this. 30 seconds into an experiment like this and she’d be telling me how there are probably demons in the game and how I need to stop playing and go to church

I really dig watches and I don’t think it makes you an “idiot” to appreciate an accessory. Granted I’m not spending hundreds on them, but they’re just a piece of classy male jewelry. Frankly, watches..

True enough. For myself, I just prefer reading.

Hey, thanks for the transcript! It’s nice to be able to read a piece, even when the video is the focus. Hopefully this is the start of a trend around here. We don’t all have jobs where listening to or watching a Youtube video is practical.