Ironically, Chinese restaurants are one of the few places where I can order a big plate of cooked leafy green vegetables (snow pea leaves with garlic? practically entree-worthy), whereas most Western restaurants only offer salad. Hell, even Panda Express lets you replace rice with a ton of seasoned steamed veggies.

I don’t understand how in all the of the difficulty it takes to open a restaurant, needing PR, needing financing, a realtor to get you a location, etc, how did nobody step back and say ‘girl, this is a bad idea!’?!?!!

In 2011, Reuters reported that several internal U.S. government reviews showed that while the leaks were embarrassing, they weren’t significantly damaging.

She leaked a ton of data that endangered a bunch of people that she absolutely did not read over, rather dumped. She attacked her female CO. She has a well known history of being mentally and emotionally unwell. Her “supporters” ought to leave her alone and stop thrusting her in the spotlight because it will only hurt…

Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up. I’m shockingly available. I have made it very clear

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

It’s so funny to see the police rage about a black man getting off for lying, when they get off for murdering unarmed black men everyday.

Don’t give me that Quaker in a titty-bar look.

My fave: It’s like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. Let me be more clear: it doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking mess.

It’s not vulgar, but calling Jonah ‘the cloud botherer’ is the one I’ve found the funniest.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty