thehitlesswonderkid
The Hitless Wonderkid
thehitlesswonderkid

There’s a lot of Best Picture nominees before the ‘90s that I haven’t seen, so we’re probably still missing a couple, but there’s also Chocolat in 2000 and Cries and Whispers in ‘74.

The Muppet Movie was a lot darker than people remember.

As someone from Rhode Island I am laughing that we are finally exporting our form liberal corruption to the rest of the country.

I don’t remember the pie consenting, either.

Now we’re going to have children growing up with a new vocabulary.

Honestly I like this idea. It gives people a chance to reimagine classic characters and see themselves instead of making the assumption that the characters are white by default.

Frankenstein was the doctor who created the creature (sorry someone was going to say it).

I, too, am a fan of correctly analyzing incoming data and reaching appropriate conclusions.

“But Pierre, how can we murdaire heem when we are, ‘ow you say, ‘on strike’?”

Yeah, I disliked the movie, but the production design was great - and the people who did like the movie seem to talk a lot about how much they liked hanging out in this environment, which is a testament to Ling’s work. (The only other award I’d personally consider for it would be for DiCaprio.)

Do you know who Steven Seagal is?

Yeah, reading that all I could think of was “giant mechanical spiders”

Anyone who doesn’t do a precise grid of tater tots is an absolute monster.

Although Morgan originally envisioned six seasons

My Canadian girlfriend in high school was always taking my pink pencil, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). She was so hot but she was just never around for you to see because she lives in Canada.

I also think he showed some non-sitcom chops in the second season of Fargo.  And Bored to Death is seems to be woefully underappreciated these days.

The most mysoginistic movie he can remember from the 70s?  Jesus.

I’d be kinda surprised if this movie doesn’t walk that back immediately. In context, it’s not a huge stretch to write it off as the sort of drinking buddy shit-talking rumor about a vaguely creepy rival squad member.

Or maybe that’s just me desperately wanting to believe nobody was insane enough to green light a movie