ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

He’d make a pretty good Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight, though.

You shouldn’t be writing about this kid. He’s going to replace someone at The Takeout because he’s younger, faster and works for Shirley Temples.

Go-Bots or gtfo!

I mean, it was okay if you like one-sided narratives about mass murdering mutes attacking the lawful rulers of Cybertron and escaping their due punishment by masquerading as the vehicular accoutrement of a mentally disturbed teenage organic.

The U.S. military angle was all Bay. Also, as a decepticon, I fully support any proposal that leaves the autobot insurgency bereft of allies and support. Let the weak, organic loving race traitors and their so-called Prime fall alone into the darkness of extinction.

you do realize that you look like a fool when you try to bully what is basically a household item

Does it shout “Aquirement!” and fire rolled up ads for today’s special?

So the robot doesn’t have an alibi either. Interesting...

That’s stupid. I do it because I want to not because the internet told me to.

Fucking seriously.  Every time I hear the title I think I missed the third one.

Not all hats:

I have a red Hey Arnold cap, but it’s so very obviously not Make America Shart Again hat, I think I’m okay.

This is why I just mostly wear my light pink Seattle Mariners hat when I wear one.

I choose to not watch this trailer and instead believe it’s a gritty Loony Tunes reboot with Chicklis fighting a violent road runner.

i bought a bubba gump shimp hat to wear while i mow. now i worry about what the neighbors think.

Maybe he can be the Burger Meister Meisterburger.

“Hey, that bartender even looks like John Leguizamo.”

I don’t blame you, but I have known surgeons (and other physicians) with the personality of a potted plant who were very good docs. And I’ve known physicians that were really nice guys that shouldn’t be allowed to cut hair.

I’ve got just the toothpicks for your deli: