I realize Terrence Malick is a divisive filmmaker, but “A Hidden Life” is my pick for the best movie of 2019. I understand people are frustrated with him after “Knight of Cups” and “Song to Song,” but I really don’t know how anyone can walk out of this particular film and not find it anything short of astonishing. It…

Hey, I actually enjoyed Captain EO...

I see what you did there

I’ve wondered why people feel so good about emulating the diet of a society where the median life expectancy was something like 30 years.

Taxi Driver.

I liked Avatar. The whole “Dances with Blue Space Cats” plot isn’t great, but it’s bare-bones enough that I could really enjoy it for both the chemistry between Sully and Neytiri, as well as Sully’s changing emotions and experience as his “Na’vi” experience becomes the reality to him. And of course visually it was…

This. In Canada we have moose and elk and they kill people in traffic accidents too. But you rarely, if ever, hear about a bear or big cat attack. Sometimes you hear about coyotes attacking people. In Nova Scotia a woman was killed on a trail by a coyote. You just have to be cautious.

They probably fucking cut him off in traffic or something. Goddamn Golden Globes!

People, the Australian spiders have learned to type and have begun a campaign to convince us that Australia is “totally safe” and “not full of monsters!” Don’t fall for it!

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Boom.

Careful Itchy -- he’s Irish!

Aka...? 

Umm, he didn’t specify female Amish, so your Rumspringa secret is safe... Oh wait.

I’ll bet that little guy built his own bassinet with impeccable craftsmanship!  

But we have always been at war with Transia.

Sure Trump was all chummy with Genosha when the humans were in charge but he sure didn’t help when the mutants took over.

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