*is squeamish*

These four could single handedly bring about change. By refusing to play.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

That episode included Tori in it, and therefore doesn’t actually exist.

These scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

You know, it’s like that old saying goes: “If you narrowly avoid the death penalty for your hoops program after one of your players kills another one and your coach tries to sully the dead, then you should only tempt fate for five-maybe six-years before do something about your football players raping your students.” I…

Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.

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Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

It’s been a while since a man’s been knocked out by Clay.